Instagram love yourself

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

butthurtbandboys:

[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password